Here’s why you should never hit the snooze button. Here’s why you should never fall back asleep after waking up. Here’s why you should charge your phone on a shelf across the room. Here’s why you should download the 8-bit version of an anime song and set it as your alarm at the highest volume. Here’s why you should spring out of bed and fly across the room with cortisol flowing through your veins. Here’s why people who claim they function better on three hours of sleep and drink preworkout like water are terminally fucked. Here’s the little known fact: when you hit the snooze button, your brain re-enters a state of sleep while your body goes on living. The waking world is procedurally generated and the chunks begin loading at the recommended setting of 90 FOV, meanwhile, your form in the sleeping world runs asynchronously in a coroutine, fragmenting and intersecting with neighboring world lines, breaking its container and sending subtle vibrations that can and will cause you to drift further and further from your base world.