I’ve decided that I’m leaving the office

It’s time to get back into manual labor. Actually, now is a great time to get back into manual labor. The manual labor industry is projected to skyrocket with coming iterations of GPT. Millennials and early-Zoomers with tens of hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt will be my competitors. Actually, I will create my own manual labor company. Typical manual labor companies unwittingly force their employees to perform repetitive manual labor that creates fatigue and leads to deterioration of proper form until they receive repetitive strain and overuse injuries. In my manual labor company, every foreman will be certified personal trainers. I will create jobs in manual labor that reflect a well-rounded workout, with perfect distribution of upper body, lower body, core, and explosive HIIT workouts. Employees will be permitted to record themselves for TikToks and Reels. Smoothies and juices will be provided on-site. The LinkedIn job post will explain all of this.