There is a Waba Grill with some sort of dysfunction in their work flow. I do not claim to know the specifics of this error, and I will not hazard any kind of guess, but what’s known is the outcome: Any order for white rice will produce brown rice, and any order for brown rice will produce white rice.

Anyone who orders white rice but receives the nutrient-superior brown will resign themselves to this turn of fate. “This is a sign that I should keep eating healthy.”

Anyone who orders brown rice but receives the superior-tasting white will quietly revel the mistake. “I’ve been eating well lately and have been rewarded for it.”

The Waba Grill is still unaware of any error on their part.